Okay, I tried to be clever with that title, but it kind of fell flat. But it’s okay…you know why? Because I’m WRITING! I love writing! Even if it sucks!

Most people think writing is a chore. It’s something they made you do in school and it was stupid and hard and why was life so unfair?

Not me. I’d write (and illustrate) dozens of books just for the sheer pleasure of making pure art. You want to read cutting-edge joke, monster, or war books written by an eight-year-old? I was the dude.

Anyway, I’d say I’m the strong, silent type, but I can only lift about 12 pounds, so I’m more the silent type.

It’s because I think a lot. What do I think about? WRITING!

Writing is just putting letters and symbols and spaces in a particular order. I just blew your mind, didn’t I? WRITING!

Writing is probably my favorite invention. If it weren’t invented, you wouldn’t be reading this right now. Whoa! WRITING!

Anyway, here’s a shameless plug to an earlier blog post:




Cheers! Write your little hearts out!

— Gary (Pseudonym to be Determined)