OKCupid, a free online dating site, recently added a section to profiles titled “Y’all Got Issues.”  It shows how a woman has answered the site’s questions differently than you.  I really have to wonder about some of these women’s brains.  Here are some of my discrepancies:


Are you happy with your life?

Her: No

Me: Yes


“Your a bitch!”  What bothers you more about the above sentence?

Her: The profanity

Me: The grammar


Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?

Her: Good

Me: Interesting


To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?

Her: Romantic

Me: Foolish


Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in school?

Her: No, evolution has no place in schools

Me: No, creationism has no place in schools


How much do you spend per year on shoes?

Her: $501 – $1000

Me: Less than $100


How much can intelligence turn you on?

Her: Intelligence does nothing for me either way

Me: A lot!


Do you enjoy intense intellectual conversations?

Her: No

Me: Yes


Would you – for any reason – read your mate’s e-mail or pose as him/her online, without his/her permission?

Her: Yes, they shouldn’t be keeping secrets anyway

Me: No, I’d trust them and that would be invasive


Which would you rather be?

Her: Normal

Me: Weird


Jealousy: Healthy or unhealthy, in the context of a relationship?

Her: Healthy

Me: Unhealthy


How often do you “take it out” on another person when you’ve had a bad day?

Her: Frequently

Me: Never


Would you date someone who was always optimistic?

Her: No way!

Me: Definitely!


If you were really, really drunk, which would you be more likely to do?

Her: Hit someone

Me: Kiss someone


Which makes for a better relationship?

Her: Dedication

Me: Passion


And my favorite…


Which is bigger?

Her: The earth

Me: The sun