OKCupid, a free online dating site, recently added a section to profiles titled “Y’all Got Issues.” It shows how a woman has answered the site’s questions differently than you. I really have to wonder about some of these women’s brains. Here are some of my discrepancies:
Are you happy with your life?
Her: No
Me: Yes
“Your a bitch!” What bothers you more about the above sentence?
Her: The profanity
Me: The grammar
Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?
Her: Good
Me: Interesting
To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?
Her: Romantic
Me: Foolish
Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in school?
Her: No, evolution has no place in schools
Me: No, creationism has no place in schools
How much do you spend per year on shoes?
Her: $501 – $1000
Me: Less than $100
How much can intelligence turn you on?
Her: Intelligence does nothing for me either way
Me: A lot!
Do you enjoy intense intellectual conversations?
Her: No
Me: Yes
Would you – for any reason – read your mate’s e-mail or pose as him/her online, without his/her permission?
Her: Yes, they shouldn’t be keeping secrets anyway
Me: No, I’d trust them and that would be invasive
Which would you rather be?
Her: Normal
Me: Weird
Jealousy: Healthy or unhealthy, in the context of a relationship?
Her: Healthy
Me: Unhealthy
How often do you “take it out” on another person when you’ve had a bad day?
Her: Frequently
Me: Never
Would you date someone who was always optimistic?
Her: No way!
Me: Definitely!
If you were really, really drunk, which would you be more likely to do?
Her: Hit someone
Me: Kiss someone
Which makes for a better relationship?
Her: Dedication
Me: Passion
And my favorite…
Which is bigger?
Her: The earth
Me: The sun