Another song to appear on my upcoming debut CD (projected release date: hopefully before the end of the world later this year).  Fast country/honky-tonk.

PRETTIEST GIRL

Hey there, darlin’, can I sit next to you

Buy you a drink or maybe even two

And we’ll get cozy here at Merle’s Bar and Grill

And if you’re really lucky, I’ll give you a thrill

‘Cuz you’re the prettiest girl in this here bar

Then again, you’re the only girl in this here bar

All the guys say you look like you been hit by a car

But to me you look like a movie star

Well, that’s my pickup truck parked right outside

Only fifty-six more payments and that goddammed thing is mine

But it takes two to tango and I’m burnin’ up inside

So won’t you do some grindin’ with a really lonely guy?

‘Cuz you’re the prettiest girl in this here bar

Who cares if you’re the only girl in this here bar?

All the guys say you look like you been boiled in tar

But to me you look like a movie star