I’ve devised a plan for getting famous, and it’s pretty simple.

First, I’ll gather all the ultra-right-wing photo memes I can find.  I’ll scour the Internet for any kind of knee-jerk anti-liberal/Democrat cartoon or “humorous” photo with text.  I won’t care if they’re accurate or not, or how horrible the grammar and spelling are, as long as they appeal to a very base-level mentality.  Christian dogma will be included.  Oh yeah, and lots of pro-gun and pro-military stuff.

I’ll then collect links to every conservative site I can find.  There’ll be the obvious ones, like Fox News, Breitbart, and Drudge, but anyone’s welcome.  Again, accuracy is optional.  Bashing of minorities and the poor will get top priority.

Then I’ll create a Facebook page and a Twitter account with a snappy, snarky anti-lib title.  “Libs Are Idiots and They Vote” or “How Many Dems Does It Take To Screw Up A Country” come to mind, if they aren’t already taken (I’ll work on this).

Then I’ll start posting and tweeting several of the photos and cartoons and biased story links every day.  I’ll add comments like “WTF??  Can you believe this??!!!” and “This is so true!!!” and “This is just like those idiot libs!!!”

Soon I’ll get 1,000 “likes.”  Then 5,000, then 10,000.  Word will spread and I’ll get a bunch of “shares.”  I’ll get thousands of retweets.  I’ll keep it simple and brainless and flag-waving, and blindly crap on any liberal naysayers.  Before you know it, I’ll have 500,000 “likes” and at least as many Twitter followers.

From there on out it’ll be a cakewalk.  I’ll be on TV talk shows and radio shows and podcasts and get to hang out Glenn Beck and Ted Nugent and Patricia Heaton and maybe even Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin.

And that’s how I’ll use social media to ride a wave of ignorance and hatred straight to the top.  I’m gunnin’ for ya, Hannity and Limbaugh.  God Bless America!!!!