Back last year, I posted to YouTube an old video of myself doing stand-up comedy in 1993.  Out of curiosity, I turned on the transcript/automated captions function.  I wish I could have been as funny as what’s transcribed – but then I would have been on strong acid.  It reads like really bad poetry, and they only got a few phrases right:


Victory on the show

Gave us a sense of the mizrahi rollins self

Listening to music

Got a response to eat

Daphne thompson hearings coming down on those lines of the original message

Please use the licenses larry’s v

Guidelines for granting underwear masses way to be a lot

Will be pretty motivated


Tools room together

Monitors his hard drive

Hanging out on the g_seven seals when I walk in it

Betsy decided

Policy isn’t even

That camera inside the submarine would rather not you know it

Before you know I’ll be there

Dizziness or not

Delude themselves that uh…capitol hill to the columns slightly


Our goal

Dance lesson

Oliver similar bills in the white house is really sad

Last weekend’s unknown to you

Delivery location now this is

Decisions based

Do we have here is the person who gets that way

And usually I can tell parents to decide

Cabinet for five years old and he’s the one that’s a big guns on pregnancy test

Essentially the first formal television commercials were bruises which he calls

You saw that in turn out

She said that she is right and I have so many members in a real

Go ahead

To get around this table tennis

Period as the president had his business regardless

Brett never run into your web source do you like looking for a cache of weapons


Use the process of cutting tools and it looks like the new jersey tax

I made a mistake once I was given to each other and I want to tell us

Actual expenses in the system and is russia for some reason

Not because I was reading them all

Demanding running away from here

Reasonable on long island



Eleven a documented by something that is likely to do something couples

Onto the boat was not reducing the ceiling and the time will decide that

The breakfast susan translations citizens vote

One-night stands to lose my insist

He has the sugar

Yet again to see is what it is

It has the money

I would be left out so I turned my weapons that they have to make it pay

Through the media


Has stumbled


Asap agreement


Spherion several shots

Hollinger supposed to sample data

Seem to be installed now

These release

Muslim countries and so now we’re seeing this in return

When you’re dancing with her

I think you myself you introduce

I think the shots of the people you know the salon

And a lot of what you want to send to you and said we’re going to


Already invited six shots you know it

Engagement in Charlottesville


Anywhere in the next morning going

Did they really need to work

I_b_m_ otherwise free of the century

Has agreed to bridge built by bonds but actually there’s little neglected


Mnemonic and exposed hostility toward

Dances salary also lower

Duplicated between the

Molding you john


Cylinders halo



Casinos masi



Now wants woodside

Bugsy malone

Tennessee valley road zero five


Nominated by my

Piano music as well


As the episode

Wait and see

Magazines unless it’s a great experience for your help

Previously tied to that

Winona ryder

And sexually she’s not

Find rather

Current something that that was me walking right

Passes all of that size do you remember him

Needed to hear what a great year

Moderate with the same

Snow on the roof

He’s been some

Operator maximum

Music’s only it was something by distribution muddy waters runs out

Trademarks listened


Armed with

Is in any immediate one

Outside and he said

Forces ability to give up

Noticeable and

Ad is ominous

Will see losses you’re able to solve all the

Species stealing

Commenting on the one st


Intensely as needed

Policy seasons he said let me ask you to decide

On-the-job too

Are not in our society is

Me too

Use of exercise

Species but louise


Going to really go anywhere and ready for tonight

Assembles or cross-county is originally from Oklahoma no-man’s-land

In dallas texas

Pleased with the c_d_c_bcd