I’ve never understood people who rabidly hate gay people.  And I’m not talking about lesbians; pretty much everyone loves lesbians.  Women view them as non-threatening to their datable man pool, and men view them as those babes we saw in that video yesterday.

I mean primarily men who hate gay men.  I’ve known several gay guys in my life.  Some were very obvious and flamboyant, others much more reserved.  Most of them were quite a bit more interesting than the majority of straight guys I know.

If you think about it, there are really only three kinds of people who frequently think about gay sex: sexually active gay people, people who are curious about it but not sure how to react to it, and people who are so outraged by it they want it wiped out forever.  Everyone else doesn’t think about gay sex.  We think about paying bills and getting drunk and who Jennifer Aniston is dating.

That means that, if you think about gay sex a lot, you’re either openly gay and comfortable with it, thinking about being openly gay, or in deep denial about your gayness and thus really, really pissed off about it.

So if you’re a guy who hates gays and routinely uses phrases like “faggot” and “cocksucker” and “ass pirate” and want to beat the shit out of “fairies,” take a good look at yourself.  Why are you so angry?   Why does what anyone wants to do behind closed doors concern you?  Are you fantasizing about the pleasures of a nice juicy man-hole, but know if you let on at all, your buddies at Ricky’s Roadside Bar will kick your ass?

Chill out, meathead knee-jerk homophobes.  Gays aren’t going to come up to you on the street and randomly fellate you.  But if they did, you know you’d like it, then feel the need to frequent bathhouses and gay bars and Justin Bieber concerts.  And then you’d finally be happy instead of angry and hateful.  Just sayin’.