I wrote this when I was 13. It’s since been my most requested song at shindigs and such. I have no idea why. It will also appear on my upcoming debut CD (projected release date: Fall 2025).
MUD
Hostess Twinkies, apple pies
Quarter Pounder and French fries
All these foods taste rather good
But you know my favorite’s mud
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Mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud
It’s for me
Mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud
Good as can be
I hate corndogs on a stick
Cake and ice cream make me sick
There’s one food that’s not a dud
And everyone knows it is mud
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I like mud with eggs and ham
My dog Spot eats mud and jam
Mud’s nutritious and it’s fun
Let’s feed mud to everyone
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If you don’t like mud, you’ll see
Adding moss makes it tasty
Just throw in a worm or two
You’ll find out that mud’s for you
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Mud’s the food for you and me
Let’s consume it faithfully
Some folks say, “here’s mud in your eye”
But put it in your mouth and you’ll be just fine
CHORUS
I love that song!! I can’t remember all the words to the deer-hunting song…could you publish those (or e-mail, if you want to release it publicly in November!)
Mr. F, that was The Hunting Song by Tom Lehrer.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-hunting-song-lyrics-tom-lehrer.html